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TWO ACADEMICS IN CONVERSATION

-I bought a bottle of marc jacobs eau de toilette. you should too.
-my uncle gave me monies
-spend that moneyyyyyyy
-i mean it’s for “living expenses.” i think this qualifies.
-as you know whores also smell great ‘coz we classy.
-i keep smelling excrement everywhere.

-i also got into a fight with a client yesterday in front of two partners.
-omg no way !!!!!! what the what?!
-‘coz he said “america is evil” and scoffed at women’s rights…basically my two buttons
-OMG. seriously
-i said “it’s stupid to worship a government or any politician”
-OH SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZ. i’m so proud of you!!!
-but i don’t think he took it the wrong way? slash i still have my internship…
-you are brilliant..it’s your flawless skin. and general looseness.
-i owe so much to sephora and my short skirt at time of argument.
-bcoz that’s how we survive in this cruel patriarchal world.
-PLEASE i shall take full advantage of the lovely male brain.